Question: How do I tell this guy that I don’t like him any more? I thought I loved him but that was like 6 months ago. Now, he’s just a big brother figure.

Agony Poet
You’re being too sentimental
Which is only detrimental.
Metrosexuals!
Unisexuals!
My advice is to buy a parrot,
For this sherry swilling braggart.
Teach it to cook -
His clothes unhook.
Then when your gone he’ll wonder why
Upon insertion you squawk and fly!
– The Agony Poet
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