How Do I Dump Him?

by Edward on December 23, 2008

in The Agony Poets

Question: How do I tell this guy that I don’t like him any more? I thought I loved him but that was like 6 months ago. Now, he’s just a big brother figure.

Agony Poet

Agony Poet

You’re being too sentimental
Which is only detrimental.

Metrosexuals!
Unisexuals!

My advice is to buy a parrot,
For this sherry swilling braggart.

Teach it to cook -
His clothes unhook.

Then when your gone he’ll wonder why
Upon insertion you squawk and fly!

– The Agony Poet

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1 aliciassNo Gravatar 12.26.08 at 7:04 pm

Thank you very much,your site is perfect
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