Big Ass, Little Dog

July 11, 2008



Big Ass, Little Dog

My life, my youth, so short, so loved.
Above, the creaking of her chair –
Soon I shall to the ground be shoved;
Shaped to a square.

My legs, will not withstand the weight
That floats menacingly on high,
Threatening to bones desecrate,
I cannot defy.

Faith lost, beneath the monumental,
With its slow and fateful descent,
Soon to make my face ornamental,
On cold cement!

Fibres slowly rupture though muted,
As I make ready, to succumb,
Under her mass to be routed,
Oh dear her bum!

© Edward Beaman-Hodgkiss

Comments

6 Responses to “Big Ass, Little Dog”

  1. veronicarommNo Gravatar on July 12th, 2008 1:48 pm

    That was different and funny. And the title, well it speaks volumes.

  2. KatherineNo Gravatar on July 12th, 2008 2:01 pm

    Lol. I love the last line “Oh dear her bum”. The poem is funny. :)

  3. KimberlyNo Gravatar on July 12th, 2008 4:18 pm

    Excellent!

  4. BeamerNo Gravatar on July 13th, 2008 1:22 am

    Very Good. Did you take the Picture?

    Beamer (Yep clean your wonky mirror and no I’m not stalking you)

  5. Eric S.No Gravatar on July 15th, 2008 5:00 am

    Oh my god, I almost fell out of my chair. I have seen the picture before, but your words adds even more laughter to the potential disaster. Great poem.

  6. TrackbacksNo Gravatar on January 6th, 2009 5:31 am

Comments make me as delirious as a puppy with a new bone. What is on your mind?





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